TELL US WHAT YOU THINK!

Yep, in the tried-and-true fake parlance of online marketing, I'm now trying to seem like a sizable organization sincerely interested in your feedback -- rather than a self-absorbed individual in his basement who really couldn't care less.

In that spirit then, "we" would appreciate your taking a moment out of your valuable time to answer a few questions. Thanks!

I reserve the right to sell your email address, and anything else I can discern about you personally, to those lawyers in Arizona, or any other Spammers that will pay me for your private information.